Christine Balsy

What do you want to bet that’s what they called Christine Blasey? She seems, after all, to have been a ballsy chick. Why do I say that? ‘Cause she went and partied with the underclass.

If you read these two articles

and then consider the entry in Brett’s calendar for a visit to Timmy’s for some “brewskis” on July 1, 1982 and if that Timmy is Timothy Patrick Gaudette, who now lives in Colorado, but used to live at 507 Azalea Drive in Rockville, then it looks like maybe Judge and Kavanaugh were just slumming and decided to have some sport.

Like the pigeon someone nailed on Kit Winter’s door, perhaps Christine just came in handy.

And, finally, perhaps the reason Dr. Ford needed to have a second exit out of her house is because