No maundering Minerva

I was trying to come up with a moniker for all the worry warts in the media and thought Maundering Minerva might fit. But no. Minerva is connected to war and wisdom. Whining Wimps Worshipping Weapons have long left wisdom behind.

Have they no self-respect? Is the loss of self-respect the result of not respecting anyone else, or is it the cause?

Maybe Nervous Nelly is what I was thinking of. Even Rachel Maddow seems to have joined the clan