Fluff, the Stable Genius

Fluff the Stable Genius
Fluff the Stable Genius, lives by TV,
He gets his news from FOX And Friends, and a man called Hannity.
Silly tabloid papers love that rascal Fluff,
They bought his fling, concealing facts, and other nasty stuff.

Fluff the Stable Genius, lives by TV,
He gets his news from FOX And Friends, and a man called Hannity.
Fluff the Stable Genius, lives by TV,
He gets his views from FOX And Friends, and a man called Hannity.

Together they would babble, Fair And Balanced every day,
Fluff and friends never let the facts or truth get in their way.
Noble things like principles were bowed where e’re he came.
With irate quips and Twitter fits, Old Fluff poured out his flames.

Fluff the Stable Genius, lives by TV,
He gets his news from FOX And Friends, and a man called Hannity.
Fluff the Stable Genius, lives by TV,
He gets his views from FOX And Friends, and a man called Hannity.

His anger lives forever, he’s such a little boy,
While tainted bling and that Russian thing made the FBI deploy.
One great night it happened, the G-men brought him in,
It seems his lawyer Michael had just flipped like General Flynn.

His head was bent for safety, as they tucked him in a car,
Fluff no longer gets to play, at his golf clubs with big stars.
Without his Twitter friends, Fluff could only yell,
As Fluff that Stable Genius madly flipped out in his cell. Oh

Fluff the Stable Genius, still watches TV,
He really loves that FOX And Friends, with their alt-reality.
Yes, Fluff the Stable Genius, is allowed some TV,
Right now he’s watching FOX And Friends … (pause)
With his cellmate, Hannity.