Category Archives: Funnies

A pacifier and a rattle?

Oh, dear. This is not good. Phillip Mudd, former Deputy Director of the FBI, suggested:
“You can’t take this seriously. You feel like you’ve got to give the president of the United States a pacifier and a rattle and put him in the crib.”

White House is short for ?

The union of Vanna White’s “Wheel of Fortune” with “Desperate Housewives.” No longer the apprentice, the Dude is now the star. Alternate reality has come to Washington, undisguised. The world of the soap opera and game show realized.

Familiarity may breed contempt, but not in the family values clan.

The Dude is a compendium of cliches come to life. Nothing that comes out of his mouth hasn’t been heard a million times before.

Enter the Clowns

Apparently, some celebrity hounds discriminate as to the kind of notoriety they seek. Putin is reputed not to appreciate the face paint and the artist has been sent to psychiatric care.
Perhaps he’s got a point. Being defaced is tantamount to being destroyed when appearance is all you’ve got.


How come people directed by superficial optics talk so much. It’s like “in one eye and out the mouth.” No processing involved.