So Weak
by Oscar Carter
It was so weak when the GOP
Tried to push him aside and said "He's angry"
Eight Democrats tryin' to beat. He's saying
"You've got the power to change things and not me!"
One speech in my living room
I realized this is the man to give support to
Vermont Governor, Howard Dean
But, it'll be lots of work to take back this country
Tune into FOX and watch the hoodwink
For those who don't think
It's fair and balanced like a Tilt-A-Whirl
That high spin zone never stops, like the ride where the floor drops
And, that Ann Coulter
Come on! Will someone PLEASE feed that girl.
Hot pants on fire way they tell lies
Big ones Karl Rove tries
Like "This election's about values."
Al Franken's got the liars pegged.
This story's got legs. You try to tell it and they'll just sue.
Gonna 'venge my Pa, and Shock and Awe
I say my plan's without a flaw
Attack Iraq, it's central to the War on Terror.
Folks see the news, they get the blues
I couldn't fill my Daddy's shoes
Becoming obvious
Our actions were in error.
So, why run a candidate who can't determine where he stands.
Trying hard to describe all his big plans
He tends to pander 'stead of sticking to his principles
Can't see why that wouldn't work?
Well, he soon will
I like the guy who's not afraid to roll up his sleeves.
I bought a sticker for my car and a t-shirt.
It was so weak when the GOP
Put those ads on the air
that said we're all freaks.
Same plays for the DLC
But Jo-mentum built to terminal velocity
In every Iowa living room
They ate up the negative ads
with a big spoon
On caucus day he let out the Scream
The networks wasted no time in making him sorry.
J. "F'ing" Kerry's the one they're pickin'
Electability meme's where your brain stops tickin'
Nobody's home. But, the light's on.
Mortgaged my maison
Six point four million loaned to my campaign
All the pundits agree he's "presidential".
And, 'Nam's essential
Rove snickers. Swift boat vets will nullify.
And, CBS checks Bush's record
His past is checkered
With favors from his Daddy's richest friends.
In hours Freepers start to criticize
Document's typesetting and font size
The feeding frenzy is now focused on Dan Rather
The networks gorge on memos forged
Perverted org-y staged by George's campaign designed
To make me think it's blather.
So, let's run a candidate who can't determine where he stands.
Trying hard to describe all his big plans
He tends to pander 'stead of sticking to his principles
Can't see why that wouldn't work?
Well, he soon will
I like the guy who's not afraid to roll up his sleeves.
Still got a sticker on my car and a t-shirt.
It's been one week since Election Day
Ohio's up in the air
Zogby said it's going Kerry's way.
Six days his concession speech
He said "...not enough votes to put a win within reach."
Three days in my living room
Realized this Party's dead
but, what could we do?
Yesterday heard you telling me
That we've still got the power to take back this country
We've got the power to take back this country
We've got the power to take back this country
Can't wait for '08. We're already punching.