Why did the chicken cross the road?
Wes Clark: She was just following orders
Howard Dean: She wanted to take her country back
John Edwards: She was optimistic about crossing over
John Kerry: Because the real deal was on the other side
Dennis Kucinich: To get the US troops out and the UN troops in
Joe Lieberman: Because the other side was more conservative
Al Sharpton: To stand up for fundamental chicken rights
Posted by Oscar In Louisville at January 23, 2004 05:30 AM
And here's a contribution from old friends Anna and Axel (he gave me away to my spouse) in honor of the Chinese New Year, the year of the monkey.
