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Not Rocket Science

Storm water contamination is not rocket science. However, the contaminants do attach themselves to particles of soil, as if they were riding piggy back on a rocket through space.

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Our Articulate Commissioner

Perhaps he was not keen to receive this missive:

Dear Commissioners:

Your not having an “appetite” for amending and changing ordinances to account for changing conditions is like a milkmaid having no appetite for milking the cow.

It seems that, no matter how many duties and obligations are assigned to other bodies (airport authority, development authority, water and sewer commission, library board, planning commissions), the Glynn County Commission opts for doing even less. At what point is it impossible not to conclude the problem is sheer laziness?

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M.E.N.W.F.Z?

When Iran agrees to participate in a Middle East Nuclear Weapons Free Zone, what will Israel do? How will the “leaders” intimidate both Israelis and Palestinians, if there is no nuclear Iran to fear? If the populace is no longer afraid, won’t they throw Netanyahoo out on his ear?

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The Deterioration of a Brand

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What happened is that the beach has shrunk and the Cloister staff has been reduced, so there’s nobody to bring in the toys at night. On board ship, the stewards would see to that.

Stewardship. That’s what’s missing. It’s what was missing at the DNR Board meeting yesterday, as well. Our stewards have become predators.

Reminds me of the help in Chile. Abused servants turn to pilfering. It is well known that the normal response to rationing is hoarding. I’m not sure pilfering has been identified as a companion. We do know that U.S. retail is beset by inventory shrinkage as a result of employee thieving. But they blame the customers. Bad businessmen. Continue reading

Brilliant!

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Silly Rabbit, one of the regular front-page contributors to Dailykos, does Sunday Talk for which she constructs humorous paragraphs with a multitude of links to other publications. This one deserves to stand alone as a snap-shot of what went down in the USofA for the week of Thanksgiving 2014.

Monday night, in a televised press conference, #Ferguson “Prosecutor” Bob McCulloch announced that his grand jury had (literally) investigated the hell out of Michael Brown—and, to the surprise of no Juan, they’d decided not to indict Darren Wilson for killing him.

Apparently, after examining all of the physical evidence and eyewitness testimony, and having been apprised of the relevant statutes, the grand jury concluded that the 24-hour news cycle and social media were to blame.

Or something… it was kinda hard to follow everything—with all of that tear gas, smoke, and pepper spray in the background.

Whatever the case may be, shortly after McCulloch’s press conference ended, President Obama went on TV and tried to restore order—but not even his black magic was powerful enough to quell the hungry masses; it was clear to most that justice wasn’t being served.

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