Donny Trumpty wanted a wall.
Donny Trumpty had a great call.
But all of his women and all of his men
Could not, in the end, make him coherent.
No, I’m not referring to the consumption of mind-altering chemicals. Addicted America is that portion of the continents, the land of the free, that’s addicted to segregating populations, whether it be on reservations, educational campuses, prisons, detention centers or suburbs. Roaming on the range is no longer allowed.
Well, that’s not entirely correct. Chickens and cows are increasingly being given free range, while the people are caged or containerized.
Trump’s Tantrums are Bill’s Bimbos of 2016–fodder for the press. One thing political operatives know is that the press has to be fed. Having to find their own stories is irksome and results in bad press. A tasty bit of gossip a day will keep the press in harness.
We’re going to the Copper Pig for lunch.
Puddy had green fried tomato and alligator tail. Not sure what I ate.
by Samantha Bee