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If it’s not one thing, it’s another.

Yesterday I had occasion to send another missive to the Friends of Sidney Lanier Environmental Advocacy Team. Today I just posted this image on Facebook and the Google+ Group page.
Airport ad Behind the times much? A Security Advisory from 1972!
Dear Friends of SLEAT:

To start with something cheerful, let me recommend this video from last Saturday’s voter registration drive at Mary Ross Park on the Brunswick waterfront. As you probably know, Monday was the last day to register for the March Presidential primary. However, you can register anytime and be sure to vote in November.
As you probably heard, a bill in the Georgia legislature to give St. Simons Island residents an opportunity to vote on incorporation is crawling along. The incorporators urge communications to the local legislative delegation:
While you’re at it, you might call our legislators’ attention to the bogus Conservation Easement with which Sea Island Acquisition LLC is attempting to evade compliance with local regulations and laws as they apply to the South End of Sea Island. While I have converted the whole 24 page Deed to the St. Simons Land Trust into a pdf file, in the interest of saving time and space, I’m attaching images of just six (annotated) pages. Who knew that a slew of obligations could be called a “gift” and referred to as “benefits”? The “permitted exceptions” on Exhibit “C” would seem to give a whole new meaning to American Exceptionalism. Finally, the omission of Glynn County zoning and land use regulation is, of course, consistent with the SIA LLC, a mail-order company registered in Delaware, claiming to be acting “in lieu of local government.”
True, Glynn County has been lax in exercising its authority and enforcing regulations and delegating others to appointed authorities, which are unresponsive to citizen concerns. Case in point would seem to be Glynn County Airport Commission, which is currently proposing to clear-cut a hundred acres of County-owned forest, located between the airport and the acreage recently cleared for a solar farm. For some reason, the County’s Tree Board, instead of being presented with a tree survey and a logging plan for the clear cutting of pine and hardwoods, is being cut out of the loop.
There will be a public hearing on a proposed amendment to the Canal Crossing Planned Development ordinance this evening at 6:00PM, in front of the Mainland Planning Commission at the Old Court House. Anyone concerned with this 40+ acre project on Canal Road should attend. The request is to reduce the number of parking spaces required for retail establishments. It is unclear whether the “saved” space will go into larger buildings or green space to replace all the canopy that was cleared.
The Glynn Environmental Coalition will hold its first Friday luncheon meeting at IHop this coming Friday at 11:00AM. Clay Davis, a “green” builder will speak.

Not Terrorists

Terror is an emotion, an extreme and persistent fear response. People who trigger this response are referred to as terrorists, whether they mean to be or not. Usually it’s not appropriate to define an act by its effect, but sometimes it is.

Indeed, self-defined terrorists tend not to be. Maybe, they’re sort of like humorists. The funny man who tries too hard, isn’t. Ditto for the wanna-be’s who occupied a bird-watching venue in Oregon. A tearful shaved head whining into a video camera is about as sad as a young man can get. A modern day Werther, still ill-equipped to cope with life.

I like to think that attention-seeking turns me off, but that’s probably wrong. A person making a spectacle of himself is hard to ignore.
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